“You must forgive Stuart. He was never loved as a child. Or as an adult.”

“請(qǐng)?jiān)廠tuart，他童年缺愛(ài)。或者成年也是……”

適用場(chǎng)合：隨時(shí)隨的

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：(對(duì)方)你才缺愛(ài)!你全家都缺愛(ài)!

“I can see why she’s divorced. She’s very divorceable. You can’t wait to take her to court to get rid of her!”

“我知道她為什么會(huì)離婚了，她活該!誰(shuí)都想帶她上法庭休了她!”

適用對(duì)象：吐槽你感情不順或者婚姻不幸的‘友人’……

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：本人一旦知曉，你們的友誼就走到了盡頭(請(qǐng)慎重適用!)

“You drink, you gamble, you have different women here practically every night. You’re the best role model a gay could want. Yeah, they should put your face on Money.”

“你吃喝嫖賭，差不多每天晚上換一個(gè)女人，你是男人中的好榜樣，他們應(yīng)該把你的臉印到鈔票上。”

適用對(duì)象：你嫉妒誰(shuí)就數(shù)落對(duì)方的缺點(diǎn)，然后把后半句套上。

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：這是酸葡萄心理。

“They blanked me. That’s like an awesomely powerful thing to do in civilised society. It’s like, it’s like...when the Mafia send each other fish through the post.”

“他們無(wú)視了我!在一個(gè)文明社會(huì)里這種行為相當(dāng)損人。就像黑手黨之間互相郵遞魚(yú)肉一樣!”

PS：黑手黨送魚(yú)肉有恐嚇的意思。

適用場(chǎng)合：你空虛寂寞冷且傲嬌的時(shí)候。

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：依然沒(méi)有人理你……

“Why do you even have a phone if you're not gonna pick it up?”

“你要是都不接電話，你要手機(jī)來(lái)干嘛?”

適用對(duì)象：那些永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)及時(shí)接你電話不回你微信的人。

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：對(duì)方把你從手機(jī)通訊錄里刪除了……

“Oh,you think you're so clever. Well,let me jus tell you, while I do not currently have a scathing retort, you check your e-mail periodically for a doozy.”

“哦，你以為你很聰明，但是讓我來(lái)告訴你，雖然我現(xiàn)在想不出尖刻的話來(lái)反駁你，但我想到后會(huì)發(fā)郵件給你的。”

適用場(chǎng)合：一時(shí)半會(huì)你想不到什么好詞來(lái)?yè)p對(duì)方。

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：你發(fā)的郵件收到了更長(zhǎng)更過(guò)分的回復(fù)……

“Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”

“安蒂森，別大聲嚷嚷。你拉低了整條街的智商。”

適用場(chǎng)合：任何你看不順眼的人。

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：……(對(duì)方已被你的犀利嚇到無(wú)言以對(duì))

“I’m a silly goose."

“我就是個(gè)二貨。”

轉(zhuǎn)換句型：You are a silly goose!(你個(gè)二貨!)適用范圍和對(duì)象極其廣泛

可能帶來(lái)的不良后果：兩個(gè)二貨打起來(lái)了……